Thursday, December 31, 2009

Things Every Girl Wants But Won’t Ask For !!

Got this mail few days back and i feel this is something every guy should know.. so here it is for u

Friends there are lots of things everyone wants in their lives, Things Every Girl Wants But Won’t Ask For !! This particular topic is set more like for Girls !! Guys are welcome to Post their comments as well, So buddies everyone is welcome thanks !! !!

Here goes the List………..
1. Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her.
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her your jacket.
5. Kiss her slowly.

Are you remembering this boys?
6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her somewhere.
10. Hangout with her and your friends together.

KEEP READING ..
11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back.
15. When her friends say “I love her more than you”, deny it. Fight back and hug her tight so she can’t get to her friends. It makes her feel loved.

Are you thinking of someone?

16. Always hug her and say I love you whenever you see her.
17. Kiss her unexpectedly.
18. Hug her from behind around the waist.
19. Tell her she’s beautiful.
20. Tell her the way you feel about her.
One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it.
21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car - it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman.
22. Tell her she’s your everything - only if you mean it.
23. If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her - if she denies something being wrong, it means SHE DOESN’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT - so just hug her.
24. Make her feel loved.
25. Kiss her in front of OTHER girls you know!

WE MIGHT DENY IT BUT WE ACTUALLY LIKE AND KINDA WANT YOU TO TICKLE US ..
26. Don’t lie to her.
27. DON’T cheat on her.
28. Take her ANYWHERE she wants.
29. Text message or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at school, and how much you miss her.
30. Be there for her whenever she needs you, and even when she doesn’t need you, just be there so she’ll know that she can always count on you.

ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU BETTER, BECAUSE IT’S IMPORTANT.
31. Hold her close when she’s cold so she can hold you too.
32. When you are alone hold her close and kiss her.
33. Kiss her on the cheek; (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).
34. While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly.
35. Don’t ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you’re mad. If she’s upset, comfort her.

REMEMBER ALL THESE THINGS WHEN YOU ARE WITH HER NEXT ..
36. When people diss her, stand up for her.
37. Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her.
38. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you.
39. When walking next to each other grab her hand.
40. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.

MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED.
41. Call or text her at night to wish her sweet dreams.
42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
43. Take her for long walks at night.
44. Always remind her how much you love her.

You’ll never know when she needs just a little more love …

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

The Love Dream

There I stand in the side of the road waiting for u, i look at my watch-"whats taking her so long". Thats when i saw her on the other side of the road.

In a long green dress, there she stood, trying to dodge the traffic. With her office bag on her shoulder, she still looked fresh at the end of the long working day. My eyes got fixed on her. It took her a minute to cross that road and by then I was busy admiring her long flowing hair.

She walked upto me and said "HI" but i was speechless. I was too lost in her eyes. She said HI again and then finally pinched me. It struck me, was i really in front of her. It had been so long.

There she sat opposite me, taking a bite of her chicken sandwich. She was tired after the long working day but for me she was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen. Her naughty eyes, had all the naughtiness in the world. The flower on the table was also envious of her beauty. I dont even remember the taste of the milk shake i was drinking, i was too busy drowning in her .
beauty.

She was busy showing me beautiful girls all around but i knew that she was the one and only one i wanted to see, today, tomorrow and forever. Her smile, her eyes, her hair, her expressions... There was no comparison, no competition

I paid the bill at the counter and grabbed 2 beautiful flowers for her. And as i gave it to her, that smile appeared and she moved slowly to kiss me on the cheek...BOOM... where was I??

:( I was there on my bed at IMT. Too engrossed thinking about her that I had reached 1000 of miles to be with her. O God why didnt the dream stay for another 5 seconds, at least you should have let her kiss me. Never mind, there will come a day, soon when u will be with me, here in my arms and I will show you my world, my IMT

Monday, December 21, 2009

The mystery called LOVE...

Love... the feeling i have always believed in.. the feeling that i have always died for.. is actually a mystery no one has ever solved.

This is a feeling which can get out any type of emotion.. It can make u laugh, it can make u cry, it can make u feel like u rule the world, it can make u feel like some crap in some garbage bin in some shitty bylane. But y is it so? No one knows. U love someone from the depths of your love machine, the heart. But that day comes and CRASH goes your world.

If you ever get a chance tear open and see someones heart. U will find it battered and bruised but determination to love will still be thr. Stupid heart, never forgets to love again. Where and why does this determination come from?

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Sales manager...

This poem was given to us in out rural marketing class and i feel i cannot do without putting it on my blog... its something that i see my future in a few months time...

अपने टार्गेट के बोझ तले दबा जा रहा है
वो देखो एक sales manager चला जा रहा है

ज़िन्दगी से हारा हुआ है, पर मार्केट से हार नहीं मानता
अपने area की एक एक बात इसने analyse की है
पर आज कौन से रंग की socks पहनी है, यह नहीं जानता
दिन पर दिन एक excel sheet बनाता जा रहा है

वो
देखो एक sales manager चला जा रहा है

रोज़ failed schemes ढून्ढ लेता है पर
मजबूर दोस्त की आखों की नमी दिखाई नहीं देती
एक एक shop की आवाज़ सुनता है'
पर दिल में कोई दस्तक सुनाई नहीं देती
sunday नहाता नहीं, week days को नहा रहा है
वो देखो एक sales manager चला जा रहा है

किताबो में गुलाब रखने वाला, dsr में red mark लगा रहा है
दिल की ज़मीन से अरमानो की विदाई हो गयी, दिन भर mails के जवाब दे रहा है
weekends पे दारू पीके जो जश्न मना रहा है
वो देखो एक sales manager चला जा रहा है

मजे लेने हो इसके तो पूछ लो
"target achievement" की party कब दे रहा है
हंसी उडानी हो तो पूछ लो
"confirmation" कब पा रहा है
वो देख foreign से लौटे दोस्त की chocolates खा रहा है
वो देखो एक sales manager चला जा रहा है

खर्चे बढ रहे है, बाल कम हो रहे है
salary जी डेट आती नहीं
income tax के सितम हो रहे है
लो फिर से बस छूट गयी
ऑटो से आ रहा है
वो देखो एक sales manager चला जा रहा है

pizza गले से उतरता नहीं
तो coke के सहारे निगल लिया जाता है
ऑफिस की थाली देख मुह बनता है
माँ के हाथ का खाना उससे रोज़ याद आता है
वो देखो एक sales manager चला जा रहा है

आपने अब तक ली होंगी बहुत सी चुटकियाँ
एक sales वाले के जीवन का सच बताती ये आखरी कुछ पंक्तियाँ
हजारों की तनख्वाह वाला, कंपनी की करोर्डों की जेब भरता है
एक sales manager वही बन सकता है, जो लोहे का जिगर रखता है
हम लोग जी जी के मरते है, ज़िन्दगी है कुछ ऐसी
एक फ़ौज की नौकरी है, दूसरी सलेस की , दोनों एक जैसी
इस कविता का हर शब्द मेरे दिल की गहरायी से आ रहा है
वो देखो एक sales manager चला जा रहा है

and to end it up, on special request of my American friend KAMILAH... the whole poem translated into english..

He is succumbing under the pressure of the sales target

See there goes a sales manager


He has accepted defeat in life, but still fighting strong in the market place

He analyses every small detail of his market place

But he wont even remember what colour socks he is wearing today

Day by day he keeps making an excel sheet

See there goes a sales manager


Everyday he manages to find failed schemes but

Doesn’t see the sorrow in the eyes of his friend

He listens to the voice of every shop

But doesn’t hear any voice of his heart

He doesn’t have a bath on Sundays, but bathes every week day

See there goes a sales manager.


The one who keeps a rose in the book, is marking the daily sales reports red

He has said goodbye to all the dreams in his heart, keeps replying to mails all day

The one who celebrates on weekends drinking alcohol

See there goes a sales manager


If you wanna pull his leg all you need to ask him

When are you giving your target achievement party

If you wanna make fun of him all u need to ask is

When r u getting confirmed

See there he is eating chocolates gifted by a foreign return friend

See there goes a sales manager


Expenses are increasing and hairs on his head are reducing

The salary date doesn’t come

He is getting tensed about his income tax

Oh, he missed his bus again, again he is coming by an autorickshaw

See there comes a sales manager.


He cant swallow a pizza down his throat

Uses a sip of Coke to gulp it down

He makes a face seeing the office food

He remembers his mom’s cooking every day

See there goes a sales manager


Till now you have enjoyed a jokes on a sales person

But these last few lines will tell you about his real life

He earns thousands, but helps the company earn millions

Only who has a heart of steel can become a sales manager

We die every moment of life, thats what life is

One is the job of a soldier, another is that of a sales manager, both are similar

Every word of this poem is coming from the depths of my heart

See there goes a sales manager